WNBA Council Releases ‘The Woman: A Proclamation to the World’ in Response to Growing Questions Over What Constitutes a Woman

NEW YORK— After weeks of national debate over whether the WNBA should be able to explain who qualifies to play in the WNBA, league officials on Tuesday released The Woman: A Proclamation to the World, a landmark document providing nearly every possible answer except one.

The proclamation declares that “a woman is a person who, after appropriate consideration of all relevant factors, is properly understood to be a woman,” language league officials reportedly described as “the clearest statement possible at this time.”

The Council then offered several nonbinding indicators, including vertical leap, hand size, airball frequency, and whether a 6-foot-8 player approaches dunking with an appropriate amount of difficulty.

Officials stressed that none of these factors is independently determinative. A player who palms a men’s basketball, jumps 34 inches, dunks from outside the restricted area, and has not airballed since middle school may still qualify after a sufficiently holistic review.

The proclamation also reaffirmed the historic importance of the midrange jumper, two-handed chest pass, strategic use of the backboard, and the fast break that somehow becomes a half-court possession.

The Council concluded by pledging to protect women’s basketball for generations to come, just as soon as it determines who the women are.

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