WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a historic turn of events, Senator Mike Lee (R-UT) has accomplished the impossible by uniting liberals,…
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Salt Lake Pride Rejects ‘Animal Parents’ Addition to LGBTQIA+ Acronym
SALT LAKE CITY – A group of self-declared ‘animal parents’ applied to be recognized under the LGBTQIA+ umbrella by adding…
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LDS Church Launches Thymns: A Gender Inclusive Hymnbook
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has officially announced the release of its…
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No Hate Crime, No Headlines: Church Begs for Backlash
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — In a bold show of solidarity during Pride Month, a local Baptist church raised a…
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One Man. Zero Glances. Unlimited Willpower.
34-year-old Brian Halverson set a new personal record of purity by maintaining continuous eye contact with the ceiling for 47…
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Pope Leo XIV Shocks World by Coming Out as Catholic
VATICAN CITY — In a revelation that has sent shockwaves through brunch tables and comment sections worldwide, Pope Leo XIV…
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Blazers, Beards, and the Ballot: Utah Retailers Ready for Republican Convention Rush
SALT LAKE CITY — As Utah gears up for its annual Republican Convention tomorrow, local retailers like Kohl’s, Dillard’s, and…
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Utah RINOs Poop Pants, Start Gathering Signatures to Stay in the Party
OREM, UT – With the Utah GOP convention just days away, Democrat Republicans, known in the wild as RINOs, are…
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Sleepy Blake Moore Does His Best Impression of Utah Voters and Falls Asleep While on the Job
Washington DC — In a powerful tribute to his base, Utah Rep. Blake Moore was caught on live TV doing…
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SLC Crowned Gayest Thing in Utah
Mayor Erin Mendenhall outs herself as a straight white liberal woman by being super gay about everything.
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