WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stunning turn of progressive policy gymnastics, the Democratic National Committee has reversed its earlier decision…
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Pope Elected on Fourth Ballot, LDS Church Puzzled by Effectiveness of Opposing Votes in Ballots 1–3
VATICAN CITY — After three rounds of sacred debate, whispered prayers, and highly ceremonial side-eye, the Catholic Church successfully elected…
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨: LDS Church Shifts ‘Chosen Generation’ Mantle from Millennials to Gen Alpha; Gen Z Fumes Over Being Skipped, Declares Divine Favor Is ‘Mid’
In a stunning generational pivot, the LDS Church has officially reassigned the long-coveted title of “Chosen Generation” from Millennials to…
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