FAIRVIEW, TX — In a stunning display of architectural obedience and divine flexibility, the LDS Church has released final renderings…
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Housing Hell in Heaven: Entry Now Requires Inflated Spiritual Credit Score
CELESTIAL KINGDOM — The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints confirmed this week that, with spiritual housing prices on…
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Utah Dad Finds Spiritual Kinship with Pioneer Fathers While Roadtripping from Utah to Tennessee with Wife and 3 Kids
SOMEWHERE ON I-80 — After 14 gas station stops, 3 diaper blowouts, 2 lost sippy cups, and 1 emergency roadside…
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EXCLUSIVE: The REAL Lives of Zion’s Stay-at-Home Celestial Queens
Forget the matching aprons, Pinterest-perfect chore charts, and homemade wheat bread. Secret Lives of Mormon Wives got it all wrong.…
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To Secure BYU NIL Supremacy, LDS Church Clarifies Tithing on Gross Income, Not Net, as Commandment
In a stunning doctrinal clarification unveiled this week, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has officially declared that…
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LDS YouTuber Luke Nichols of Outdoor Boys Quits, Leaves 15 Million Fans to Write for Deseret Pews
In a move that stunned subscribers and delighted the six people still following Mormon satire, YouTube legend Luke Nichols of…
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LDS Church Employees No Longer Required to Pay Tithing: ‘It’s Spiritual Double Taxation’
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — In a bold and long-overdue policy shift, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints…
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LDS Church Cover-Up Exposed: ‘Hie to Kolob’ Was a Typo—It Was Always Supposed to Be ‘Hike’
SALT LAKE CITY — In a bombshell announcement this week, LDS Church leaders admitted that one of their most iconic…
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One Man. Zero Glances. Unlimited Willpower.
34-year-old Brian Halverson set a new personal record of purity by maintaining continuous eye contact with the ceiling for 47…
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Church Attendance Soars as Swig Drive-Thrus Arrive at LDS Chapels
In an innovative twist to boost church attendance, the LDS Church has announced a groundbreaking partnership with Swig, the iconic…
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