SALT LAKE CITY, UT — The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints announced today that herbal coffee is now…
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LDS Church Leaders Issue Holiday Reminder on Word of Wisdom After Release of Miller Lite–Branded Pringles
SALT LAKE CITY — The First Presidency has issued a reminder to Church members regarding the importance of observing the…
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Malfunctioning Sunday School TV “Healed” After Receiving Blessing by Laying On of Hands
MAPLE RIDGE— Chaos broke out in Gospel Doctrine on Sunday when the television refused to cooperate during a carefully prepared…
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LDS Church Investigates Widespread Word of Wisdom Violations Linked to Sparkling ICE Consumption. Thousands of Temple Recommends Under Review.
SALT LAKE CITY — The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has launched an internal investigation after discovering that…
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LDS Church Accused of Spiking Sacrament Water with Ozempic to Curb Fast Sunday Murmuring
Salt Lake City, UT — In what some are calling a “miraculous innovation” and others are calling “light pharmaceutical apostasy,”…
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One Man. Zero Glances. Unlimited Willpower.
34-year-old Brian Halverson set a new personal record of purity by maintaining continuous eye contact with the ceiling for 47…
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BREAKING 🚨: LDS Church Confirms Herbal Coffee to Join Herbal Tea as Word of Wisdom-Compliant Hot Drink
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints announced today that herbal coffee is now…
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