MAPLE RIDGE— Chaos broke out in Gospel Doctrine on Sunday when the television refused to cooperate during a carefully prepared video lesson. After several failed attempts to fix it, including unplugging, replugging, and whispering gentle threats, a decision was made after one member shouted, “Give it a blessing!”
According to witnesses, the TV was reverently patted on top while a short, faith-filled prayer was offered.
“It was pretty straightforward,” said one attendee. “Hands were laid. Words were spoken. HDMI-2 started working.”
The video began playing immediately after the blessing concluded, prompting one class member to audibly whisper, “Tender mercy.”
While no one is claiming a full-blown miracle, the teacher later admitted they had also found the correct adapter around the same time.
“We’re not saying it was the adapter,” said one witness. “But we’re also not not saying that.”
The TV has since functioned without issue, provided the correct input is selected.
