SALT LAKE CITY, UT — The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has officially announced the release of its…
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FamilySearch Launches Online Dating, Declaring Dating Is a Family Search
Salt Lake City, UT — FamilySearch, the world’s largest free genealogy platform, has announced a groundbreaking new feature: online dating.…
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No Hate Crime, No Headlines: Church Begs for Backlash
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — In a bold show of solidarity during Pride Month, a local Baptist church raised a…
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LDS Church Accused of Spiking Sacrament Water with Ozempic to Curb Fast Sunday Murmuring
Salt Lake City, UT — In what some are calling a “miraculous innovation” and others are calling “light pharmaceutical apostasy,”…
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Housing Hell in Heaven: Entry Now Requires Inflated Spiritual Credit Score
CELESTIAL KINGDOM — The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints confirmed this week that, with spiritual housing prices on…
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Utah Dad Finds Spiritual Kinship with Pioneer Fathers While Roadtripping from Utah to Tennessee with Wife and 3 Kids
SOMEWHERE ON I-80 — After 14 gas station stops, 3 diaper blowouts, 2 lost sippy cups, and 1 emergency roadside…
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EXCLUSIVE: The REAL Lives of Zion’s Stay-at-Home Celestial Queens
Forget the matching aprons, Pinterest-perfect chore charts, and homemade wheat bread. Secret Lives of Mormon Wives got it all wrong.…
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To Secure BYU NIL Supremacy, LDS Church Clarifies Tithing on Gross Income, Not Net, as Commandment
In a stunning doctrinal clarification unveiled this week, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has officially declared that…
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LDS YouTuber Luke Nichols of Outdoor Boys Quits, Leaves 15 Million Fans to Write for Deseret Pews
In a move that stunned subscribers and delighted the six people still following Mormon satire, YouTube legend Luke Nichols of…
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LDS Church Employees No Longer Required to Pay Tithing: ‘It’s Spiritual Double Taxation’
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — In a bold and long-overdue policy shift, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints…
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