UTAH — The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has announced a bread-breaking partnership with regional bakeries across Utah…
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MIKE LEE DOES THE IMPOSSIBLE: UNITY AT LAST
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a historic turn of events, Senator Mike Lee (R-UT) has accomplished the impossible by uniting liberals,…
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Malfunctioning Sunday School TV “Healed” After Receiving Blessing by Laying On of Hands
MAPLE RIDGE— Chaos broke out in Gospel Doctrine on Sunday when the television refused to cooperate during a carefully prepared…
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LDS Church Responds to Marriage Rate Crisis with Mass Distribution of Missionary Goggles
SALT LAKE CITY — In response to historically low marriage rates among young single adults, the Church announced a bold…
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Salt Lake Pride Rejects ‘Animal Parents’ Addition to LGBTQIA+ Acronym
SALT LAKE CITY – A group of self-declared ‘animal parents’ applied to be recognized under the LGBTQIA+ umbrella by adding…
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LDS Church Investigates Widespread Word of Wisdom Violations Linked to Sparkling ICE Consumption. Thousands of Temple Recommends Under Review.
SALT LAKE CITY — The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has launched an internal investigation after discovering that…
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5 Lessons That Strengthened My Testimony Playing Red Dead Redemption 2
Like many Saints, I’ve struggled to listen to the still, small voice in the face of modern distractions. But recently,…
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Utahns Confused About This Weird, Random Flag With Stars and Stripes
Confusion spreads across the Wasatch Front as residents struggle to identify the red, white, and blue banner SALT LAKE CITY…
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LDS Mobile Temple Recommends Now Include Location Tracking for “Worthiness Monitoring”
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has announced a new update to its Member Tools app: mobile temple…
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Ensign Peak Advisors, LDS Church Investment Arm, Enters Crypto Space with Launch of EnsignCoin
SALT LAKE CITY — Ensign Peak Advisors, the multibillion-dollar investment arm of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints,…
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