34-year-old Brian Halverson set a new personal record of purity by maintaining continuous eye contact with the ceiling for 47…
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Blazers, Beards, and the Ballot: Utah Retailers Ready for Republican Convention Rush
SALT LAKE CITY — As Utah gears up for its annual Republican Convention tomorrow, local retailers like Kohl’s, Dillard’s, and…
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Bugged: Mormon Crickets Reject Name as Offensive and Inaccurate
Fillmore, Utah – As they invade Fillmore, Utah, the infamous “Mormon Crickets” are demanding your respect and understanding as they…
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Amidst the Influx of Refugees, Utah’s Animal Shelters Add New Questions to the Adoption Pre-Screening
In a bold attempt to home their furry friends while avoiding any… misunderstandings… with a massive influx of new refugees,…
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SLC Crowned Gayest Thing in Utah
Mayor Erin Mendenhall outs herself as a straight white liberal woman by being super gay about everything.
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