SALT LAKE CITY — In response to historically low marriage rates among young single adults, the Church announced a bold…
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LDS Church Investigates Widespread Word of Wisdom Violations Linked to Sparkling ICE Consumption. Thousands of Temple Recommends Under Review.
SALT LAKE CITY — The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has launched an internal investigation after discovering that…
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LDS Mobile Temple Recommends Now Include Location Tracking for “Worthiness Monitoring”
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has announced a new update to its Member Tools app: mobile temple…
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Ensign Peak Advisors, LDS Church Investment Arm, Enters Crypto Space with Launch of EnsignCoin
SALT LAKE CITY — Ensign Peak Advisors, the multibillion-dollar investment arm of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints,…
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FamilySearch Launches Online Dating, Declaring Dating Is a Family Search
Salt Lake City, UT — FamilySearch, the world’s largest free genealogy platform, has announced a groundbreaking new feature: online dating.…
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LDS Church Accused of Spiking Sacrament Water with Ozempic to Curb Fast Sunday Murmuring
Salt Lake City, UT — In what some are calling a “miraculous innovation” and others are calling “light pharmaceutical apostasy,”…
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Utah Dad Finds Spiritual Kinship with Pioneer Fathers While Roadtripping from Utah to Tennessee with Wife and 3 Kids
SOMEWHERE ON I-80 — After 14 gas station stops, 3 diaper blowouts, 2 lost sippy cups, and 1 emergency roadside…
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To Secure BYU NIL Supremacy, LDS Church Clarifies Tithing on Gross Income, Not Net, as Commandment
In a stunning doctrinal clarification unveiled this week, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has officially declared that…
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LDS YouTuber Luke Nichols of Outdoor Boys Quits, Leaves 15 Million Fans to Write for Deseret Pews
In a move that stunned subscribers and delighted the six people still following Mormon satire, YouTube legend Luke Nichols of…
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LDS Church Employees No Longer Required to Pay Tithing: ‘It’s Spiritual Double Taxation’
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — In a bold and long-overdue policy shift, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints…
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