The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has announced a new update to its Member Tools app: mobile temple…
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Ensign Peak Advisors, LDS Church Investment Arm, Enters Crypto Space with Launch of EnsignCoin
SALT LAKE CITY — Ensign Peak Advisors, the multibillion-dollar investment arm of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints,…
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LDS Church Launches Thymns: A Gender Inclusive Hymnbook
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has officially announced the release of its…
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FamilySearch Launches Online Dating, Declaring Dating Is a Family Search
Salt Lake City, UT — FamilySearch, the world’s largest free genealogy platform, has announced a groundbreaking new feature: online dating.…
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LDS Church Accused of Spiking Sacrament Water with Ozempic to Curb Fast Sunday Murmuring
Salt Lake City, UT — In what some are calling a “miraculous innovation” and others are calling “light pharmaceutical apostasy,”…
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Housing Hell in Heaven: Entry Now Requires Inflated Spiritual Credit Score
CELESTIAL KINGDOM — The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints confirmed this week that, with spiritual housing prices on…
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EXCLUSIVE: The REAL Lives of Zion’s Stay-at-Home Celestial Queens
Forget the matching aprons, Pinterest-perfect chore charts, and homemade wheat bread. Secret Lives of Mormon Wives got it all wrong.…
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LDS Church Employees No Longer Required to Pay Tithing: ‘It’s Spiritual Double Taxation’
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — In a bold and long-overdue policy shift, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints…
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LDS Church Cover-Up Exposed: ‘Hie to Kolob’ Was a Typo—It Was Always Supposed to Be ‘Hike’
SALT LAKE CITY — In a bombshell announcement this week, LDS Church leaders admitted that one of their most iconic…
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Church Attendance Soars as Swig Drive-Thrus Arrive at LDS Chapels
In an innovative twist to boost church attendance, the LDS Church has announced a groundbreaking partnership with Swig, the iconic…
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