SALT LAKE CITY, UT — In a bold and long-overdue policy shift, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints…
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LDS Church Cover-Up Exposed: ‘Hie to Kolob’ Was a Typo—It Was Always Supposed to Be ‘Hike’
SALT LAKE CITY — In a bombshell announcement this week, LDS Church leaders admitted that one of their most iconic…
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Church Attendance Soars as Swig Drive-Thrus Arrive at LDS Chapels
In an innovative twist to boost church attendance, the LDS Church has announced a groundbreaking partnership with Swig, the iconic…
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Pope Leo XIV Shocks World by Coming Out as Catholic
VATICAN CITY — In a revelation that has sent shockwaves through brunch tables and comment sections worldwide, Pope Leo XIV…
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Crumbl Acquires Deseret Book, Plans Rebrand to “Dessert Book”
LEHI, UT — In a bold fusion of frosting and faith, Crumbl Cookies announced today it has acquired Deseret Book,…
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LDS Church Strikes Deal with Fairview, Texas: Baptismal Oxen Replaced with Longhorns to Win Temple Permit
FAIRVIEW, TX — In a holy merger of revelation and rural zoning, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints…
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Utah RINOs Poop Pants, Start Gathering Signatures to Stay in the Party
OREM, UT – With the Utah GOP convention just days away, Democrat Republicans, known in the wild as RINOs, are…
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BREAKING 🚨: LDS Church Confirms Herbal Coffee to Join Herbal Tea as Word of Wisdom-Compliant Hot Drink
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints announced today that herbal coffee is now…
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BYU Rebrands as “West Harvard,” Shocks No One Except Actual Harvard
PROVO, UT — In a move that surprised exactly zero Utahns and confused the rest of the country, Brigham Young…
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Endangered: Preservation Utah Says “Preserve First” and “Wait, What Is This Place? Later”
In an ambitious push to preserve anything with four walls and a vague sense of age, Preservation Utah has announced…
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