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BREAKING 🚨: LDS Church Confirms Herbal Coffee to Join Herbal Tea as Word of Wisdom-Compliant Hot Drink

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SALT LAKE CITY, UT — The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints announced today that herbal coffee is now…

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🚨 BREAKING 🚨: LDS Church Shifts ‘Chosen Generation’ Mantle from Millennials to Gen Alpha; Gen Z Fumes Over Being Skipped, Declares Divine Favor Is ‘Mid’

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In a stunning generational pivot, the LDS Church has officially reassigned the long-coveted title of “Chosen Generation” from Millennials to…

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LDS Church News: 1,800 African Converts Tithe Gladly, Yet to Pick a Side in the Eternal Gross vs. Net Debate

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KAMPALA, UGANDA — In what Church leaders are calling a “historic milestone of faith,” over 1,800 new converts across several…

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President Russell M. Nelson Invites All to Read The Book of Mormon; LDS Dads Everywhere, Having Read the Title Page, Ask, “Now What?”

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SALT LAKE CITY, UT — In a global devotional this week, President Russell M. Nelson invited members of The Church…

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LDS Church Confirms BYU Defensive Line, Not Three Nephites, Changed Your Grandma’s Tire

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SALT LAKE CITY, UT — The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints released a rare clarification today addressing decades…

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