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Blazers, Beards, and the Ballot: Utah Retailers Ready for Republican Convention Rush

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SALT LAKE CITY — As Utah gears up for its annual Republican Convention tomorrow, local retailers like Kohl’s, Dillard’s, and…

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Social & Politics

Utah RINOs Poop Pants, Start Gathering Signatures to Stay in the Party

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OREM, UT – With the Utah GOP convention just days away, Democrat Republicans, known in the wild as RINOs, are…

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LDS Church News

Bugged: Mormon Crickets Reject Name as Offensive and Inaccurate

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Fillmore, Utah – As they invade Fillmore, Utah, the infamous “Mormon Crickets” are demanding your respect and understanding as they…

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BYU News

BYU Rebrands as “West Harvard,” Shocks No One Except Actual Harvard

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PROVO, UT — In a move that surprised exactly zero Utahns and confused the rest of the country, Brigham Young…

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News

Amidst the Influx of Refugees, Utah’s Animal Shelters Add New Questions to the Adoption Pre-Screening

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In a bold attempt to home their furry friends while avoiding any… misunderstandings… with a massive influx of new refugees,…

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Church News
LDS Church Reaffirms Dress Standards Amid YSA Trend of Sleeveless White Shirts After New Garment Release
Nov 11, 2025
Officials Investigating Breach at LDS Church Granite Mountain Records Vault; 5 Pallets of Emergency Jell-O Reported Stolen
Sep 4, 2025
LDS Church Releases Final Renderings for Fairview Temple, Now Compliant with City’s 120-Foot Height Restriction
May 28, 2025
The Field Is White and Fully Remote: Gen Z Now Serving Full-Time Home Missions
Aug 23, 2025
LDS Church announces herbal coffee to join herbal tea as Word of Wisdom compliant hot drink
Jul 8, 2025
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  • LDS Church Reaffirms Dress Standards Amid YSA Trend of Sleeveless White Shirts After New Garment Release
  • Officials Investigating Breach at LDS Church Granite Mountain Records Vault; 5 Pallets of Emergency Jell-O Reported Stolen
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  • LDS Church Releases Final Renderings for Fairview Temple, Now Compliant with City’s 120-Foot Height Restriction
  • The Field Is White and Fully Remote: Gen Z Now Serving Full-Time Home Missions