FAIRVIEW, TX — In a stunning display of architectural obedience and divine flexibility, the LDS Church has released final renderings…
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BREAKING: LDS Church Announces Partnership to End Sacrament Disaster
UTAH — The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has announced a bread-breaking partnership with regional bakeries across Utah…
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5 Lessons That Strengthened My Testimony Playing Red Dead Redemption 2
Like many Saints, I’ve struggled to listen to the still, small voice in the face of modern distractions. But recently,…
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LDS Church Launches Thymns: A Gender Inclusive Hymnbook
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has officially announced the release of its…
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Housing Hell in Heaven: Entry Now Requires Inflated Spiritual Credit Score
CELESTIAL KINGDOM — The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints confirmed this week that, with spiritual housing prices on…
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EXCLUSIVE: The REAL Lives of Zion’s Stay-at-Home Celestial Queens
Forget the matching aprons, Pinterest-perfect chore charts, and homemade wheat bread. Secret Lives of Mormon Wives got it all wrong.…
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Church Attendance Soars as Swig Drive-Thrus Arrive at LDS Chapels
In an innovative twist to boost church attendance, the LDS Church has announced a groundbreaking partnership with Swig, the iconic…
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LDS Church Strikes Deal with Fairview, Texas: Baptismal Oxen Replaced with Longhorns to Win Temple Permit
FAIRVIEW, TX — In a holy merger of revelation and rural zoning, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints…
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Bugged: Mormon Crickets Reject Name as Offensive and Inaccurate
Fillmore, Utah – As they invade Fillmore, Utah, the infamous “Mormon Crickets” are demanding your respect and understanding as they…
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨: LDS Church Shifts ‘Chosen Generation’ Mantle from Millennials to Gen Alpha; Gen Z Fumes Over Being Skipped, Declares Divine Favor Is ‘Mid’
In a stunning generational pivot, the LDS Church has officially reassigned the long-coveted title of “Chosen Generation” from Millennials to…
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