FAIRVIEW, TX — In a stunning display of architectural obedience and divine flexibility, the LDS Church has released final renderings…
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No Hate Crime, No Headlines: Church Begs for Backlash
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — In a bold show of solidarity during Pride Month, a local Baptist church raised a…
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Housing Hell in Heaven: Entry Now Requires Inflated Spiritual Credit Score
CELESTIAL KINGDOM — The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints confirmed this week that, with spiritual housing prices on…
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EXCLUSIVE: The REAL Lives of Zion’s Stay-at-Home Celestial Queens
Forget the matching aprons, Pinterest-perfect chore charts, and homemade wheat bread. Secret Lives of Mormon Wives got it all wrong.…
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To Secure BYU NIL Supremacy, LDS Church Clarifies Tithing on Gross Income, Not Net, as Commandment
In a stunning doctrinal clarification unveiled this week, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has officially declared that…
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Church Attendance Soars as Swig Drive-Thrus Arrive at LDS Chapels
In an innovative twist to boost church attendance, the LDS Church has announced a groundbreaking partnership with Swig, the iconic…
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Pope Leo XIV Shocks World by Coming Out as Catholic
VATICAN CITY — In a revelation that has sent shockwaves through brunch tables and comment sections worldwide, Pope Leo XIV…
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Pope Elected on Fourth Ballot, LDS Church Puzzled by Effectiveness of Opposing Votes in Ballots 1–3
VATICAN CITY — After three rounds of sacred debate, whispered prayers, and highly ceremonial side-eye, the Catholic Church successfully elected…
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President Russell M. Nelson Invites All to Read The Book of Mormon; LDS Dads Everywhere, Having Read the Title Page, Ask, “Now What?”
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — In a global devotional this week, President Russell M. Nelson invited members of The Church…
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