OREM, UT – With the Utah GOP convention just days away, Democrat Republicans, known in the wild as RINOs, are…
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Blazers, Beards, and the Ballot: Utah Retailers Ready for Republican Convention Rush
SALT LAKE CITY — As Utah gears up for its annual Republican Convention tomorrow, local retailers like Kohl’s, Dillard’s, and…
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Sleepy Blake Moore Does His Best Impression of Utah Voters and Falls Asleep While on the Job
Washington DC — In a powerful tribute to his base, Utah Rep. Blake Moore was caught on live TV doing…
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SLC Crowned Gayest Thing in Utah
Mayor Erin Mendenhall outs herself as a straight white liberal woman by being super gay about everything.
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DNC Panel Reverses David Hogg’s Victory Nullification, Reinstating Him After He Puts on Bra
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stunning turn of progressive policy gymnastics, the Democratic National Committee has reversed its earlier decision…
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Pope Elected on Fourth Ballot, LDS Church Puzzled by Effectiveness of Opposing Votes in Ballots 1–3
VATICAN CITY — After three rounds of sacred debate, whispered prayers, and highly ceremonial side-eye, the Catholic Church successfully elected…
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨: LDS Church Shifts ‘Chosen Generation’ Mantle from Millennials to Gen Alpha; Gen Z Fumes Over Being Skipped, Declares Divine Favor Is ‘Mid’
In a stunning generational pivot, the LDS Church has officially reassigned the long-coveted title of “Chosen Generation” from Millennials to…
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