Description
Finally, a shirt for the anti–anti-Mormons.
Product Features
• Shoulder tape that endures like the covenant path.
• Double-needle stitching stronger than Sister Johnson’s perfume.
• Ribbed collar to survive toddlers pulling on you.
• Lightweight, classic fit — reverent, but not rigid.
Care Instructions
• Machine wash cold (like your patience for CES TikTok critics).
• No bleach. Youtube how to get stains out.
• Tumble dry low — like everything else in the world.
• Iron if you live with your Grandma and she can do it.
• Do not dry clean unless you’re a psycho.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 26.50 | 28.50 | 30.50 | 31.50 | 32.50 |
| Size Tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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