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Jazz Tank Job Tanks: With Fifth Pick and Flagg Long Gone, Utah Settles on 7-Foot White Guy Who Sets Great Screens

Avatar photo Jon B. Lovid May 13, 2025 0

SALT LAKE CITY, UT — After a season of “strategic player development” (read: losing on purpose), the Utah Jazz secured…

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